Soozcat<p>Me: Man, a lot of "hard" drinks have come to market in the last decade. <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/Hard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hard</span></a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/lemonade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lemonade</span></a>, hard <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/seltzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>seltzer</span></a>, hard <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/sodas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sodas</span></a>... it's like they're trying to slip <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/hooch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hooch</span></a> into everything we drink</p><p>Also me: Ever notice how slightly drunk people are easier to manage?</p>