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jiujensu🇵🇸<p>1/n <a href="https://mas.to/tags/UShealthcare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UShealthcare</span></a>/insurance<br>Paying the anesthesiologist separately who is CEO of his own company 😫😡😵🙃 who's unprofessional af.</p><p>First, he used the same cringeworthy gross joke about <a href="https://mas.to/tags/sexualassault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sexualassault</span></a> at least three times on three patients while I was waiting for the procedure. Whether he was talking to the partners or no, by definition, if the person is unconscious, touching them sexually is assault. It definitely calls into question the safety of patients under their care. </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>And I am very sorry to my alt text reader </p><p>I am busy </p><p>Hugz &amp; xxx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Wow ... That was close </p><p>I just made it to the loo ... The lock doesn't work ... Someone tried to come in </p><p>Now for more waiting </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cosocial.ca/@evan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>evan</span></a></span> </p><p>Not today ... <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> day two prep </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Well, I know it's early ... But I have a huge day tomorrow ... I need to be at RPA hospital @ 6.45 am ... Which means I will be there @ 6.30 am </p><p>I think the diarrhoea is over, till tomorrow morning </p><p>I may or may not toot more tonight ... But I am going to get ready for bed ... This is exhausting to be honest, but not eating will do that to you ... Hugz </p><p>Thank you all for the interactions and messages ... More tomorrow morning ... Hugz ... 💋 </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>I have been burping a bit ... Hope this isn't a sign of what is ahead ... Feeling slightly nauseous ... Glad my old friend weed is here ... Overall ok, 7/10 </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@GeePawHill" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GeePawHill</span></a></span> </p><p>Sorry this message is delayed </p><p>I had to rush to the loo </p><p>I think you're right ... It's bad ... Bearable </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Finding it rather difficult ... This drink stage two </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>54 minutes after the first prep ... I am sitting on the toilet ... It was a bit of a creeping up feeling ... Sorry yes I am tooting for the loo </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ieji.de/@BlippyTheWonderSlug" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>BlippyTheWonderSlug</span></a></span> </p><p>Nil by mouth currently </p><p>Pout </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> tomorrow am ... Hugz </p><p>I so would love some toast and Vegemite ... Giggles </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ieji.de/@BlippyTheWonderSlug" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>BlippyTheWonderSlug</span></a></span> </p><p>Shut up ... I'm hungry and grumpy </p><p>I haven't eaten in 9 1/2 hours </p><p>Giggles </p><p>Hope you had a great sleep ... Hugz </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Not sure if this is a safe practice ... But I am bottomless </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>My overthinking has just hit warp speed ... This may not end well ... For my headphones ...they are crackling </p><p>I have to turn them off every 5 minutes </p><p>Emotions </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>What I find comforting is in the last 3 weeks, I've had a breast screening, a hip area x-ray and this <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> this coming Monday and it's cost me nothing ... Oh wait it has </p><p>Bus fares $10<br>Prep kit $20<br>Cake and coffee because I was early $15 </p><p>Total $45 </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>If you see <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> trending can you let me know ... Bowel cancer is an important topic </p><p>No, I don't have it just check <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> for all details </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Let's see if we can get <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> trending </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Dinah 🕊🇺🇦<p>Dinah's Colonoscopy Prep Plan For Non-awfulness</p><p>Big picture: you'll be on the toilet a long time the night before; make it comfortable. This doesn't have to be terrible and it is super duper worth it. </p><p>1. Schedule as little as possible for day C minus 1. Probably you won't be doing prep until evening, so work should be fine, but avoid having deliveries that might come when you're the only one who could answer the door. </p><p>...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Preparedness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Preparedness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Prevention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prevention</span></a></p>
Muro deGrizeco :toad:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@augieray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>augieray</span></a></span> </p><p>Ah yeah, that bottle of the prep solution, the devil's gatorade, with the warning label that said "you must rehydrate frantically while drinking this, or you'll die!"</p><p>Memory of monopolizing the bathroom, stuck on the throne, cursed by greek gods to Sisyphean task.</p><p>But, hey, funniest story I heard, was about someone who started drinking the <a href="https://toad.social/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> prep solution before they started driving on their commute through slow stop-and-go traffic!</p><p>"Didn't you used to have a Prius?"</p>
砂漠人 :hyogo: x 🏜️<p>So I'm getting my first <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/%E5%A4%A7%E8%85%B8%E5%86%85%E8%A6%96%E9%8F%A1%E6%A4%9C%E6%9F%BB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>大腸内視鏡検査</span></a> tomorrow. My wife got her's in the USA and they gave her a huge jug and a packet of powder and said drink it. Here they gave me the same thing in a much cooler pouch and included well detailed instructions. They also gave me three meals to eat today. Much nicer. </p><p>Colon <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/cancer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cancer</span></a> <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/%E3%81%8C%E3%82%93" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>がん</span></a> <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/%E7%99%8C" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>癌</span></a> is a major killer that can be quickly caught but many are scared of getting the butthole camera. I'm more worried about drinking that slop tomorrow.</p><p>🧵</p>
Shiny Amygdala, ph.D<p>So, I questioned the nurse after the procedure if I had dietary restrictions and she said none. So, the day after the colonoscopy I ate sauerkraut (to repopulate my gut biome) raw carrots, I ate green beans towards the evening, salmon for dinner. </p><p>Peanut butter on a rice cake for a bedtime snack. </p><p>At about 6:30 in this morning I wake my excruciating stomach pain. Have to vomit. Can't vomit. Dry heaves. Abdominal pain<br> <br>At 12 noon the diarrhea starts in. It's about 2:47 pm and I'm still going at it. </p><p>I read online documents on post colonoscopy care and found that a restricted diet is RECOMMENDED during the first WEEK after the colonoscopy </p><p>I know this is graphic, but I'm pooping out nonstop carrots. Carrots. Carrots. Carrots 😭 </p><p>I can't hold down any liquid whatsoever. My inclination is to halt all drinking for several hours until the diarrhea stops. </p><p>The doctor office is closed so I can't ask them for advice. </p><p>Does anyone have experience with this? Thank you so much </p><p>*Crying in agony*</p><p><a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a><br><a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/intestines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>intestines</span></a> <a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/crohns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crohns</span></a> <a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/ChronicallyIll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChronicallyIll</span></a> <a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/ChronicIllness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChronicIllness</span></a> <a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/nurses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nurses</span></a> <a href="https://neurodifferent.me/tags/medical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medical</span></a></p>
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